Life Back In The Empire
Posted by George Metz on 22 Jul 2008 | Tagged as: Personal Life
So it’s been a month since the last update. I’m lazy, what a surprise. I’ve been back in the U.S. for over 3 weeks now and it has actually gone pretty fast for me even for the slowness of an unemployed summer. I have to admit, Spain was fun and nice but it’s good to be back to all of my favorite places to eat, golf, and hang out. It’s nice to be back to knowing 100% of what’s said and 15 minute, hot showers, back to the American Dollar, which is worth nothing anywhere else.
My journey back to the U.S. was not as simple as my departure. My original flight plan was a mess, Sevilla to Madrid to London to Chicago to Pittsburgh, a 20 hour ordeal. The first flight went without a hitch, I didn’t even get knived waiting for a taxi in Sevilla at dawn like I expected. The flight from Madrid to London was a frantic moment as I realized I had 25 minutes before my plan took off and I was in the wrong building and needed to bus across the huge airport. After getting completely lost for a few minutes I made it to the plan in time. Now the flight was running late and it landed at 3:35, 70 minutes before my next flight. After a few mishaps at the cluster fuck that is Heathrow I made it to the check-in desk 15 minutes before my flight left only to be denied. The reason for not letting me on the plane was that they needed 30 minutes to process my information because the flight was in-bound to the United States. Yes, make sure you be weary of all those American citizens wanting to come back into their own country. I mean really, if I wanted to attack the United States, don’t you think I would pack a truck full of explosives I made in the comfort of my own home within the U.S. and drive it into a government building rather than try to avoid multiple layers of intense security to attack it via an airplane? I mean really America, fucking think, you damn retard. Uh oh, I might have just upped the terrorist watch level to orange.